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These were the events as Soldier understood them: 1)Soldier had caught a Spy (probably the RED one (because that guy was stalking him)) 2)Soldier was about to shove his boot up Spy's ass so hard he'd be crapping stars and stripes for a week 3)????????? 4)Soldier was suddenly shorter and a great deal skinnier because he was in Scout's body “Spy... what did you DO to me?!” Soldier yelled. Spy was laughing so hard he was snorting. “IDIOT!  You have NO IDEA what forces you're toying with!” Soldier roared in his face, ready to punch him until the rage went away. Spy grinned and easily overpowered Soldier's grip on h